LANDS OF NIGHTMARE AND CHAOS
Ever get that feeling the whole world is changing around you? Well, I got that once. I was sitting in a carriage, minding my own business, when up pops a bodak? Never seen one? You never want to see one, Mate! Trust me! Anyway, I was looking without looking…. If you’d seen one, you’d know what I mean. Then all of a sudden-like, I’m in this dark shadowy world with three floating, spinning, singing gadgets attacking me. Yeah, floating! Yeah, spinning too! Yeah, SINGING ‘n all! What song? I DON’T KNOW! Sounded like a choir with bells and none too cheery!
But these spinning things start attacking me and my friends so I sent off a couple of spells. Got one of ‘em real good. He won’t be singing that song again in a hurry! But my carriage turned into a blob, everything went fuzzy and the whole world started shifting around like an Illithid’s fart. I sure don’t want to go into that world again. The bodak? Leoric’s balls, Mate! I don’t even know what happened to that geezer!