What a fun week for Me. It seems like all the craziness with Big Daddy is cooling down. Which is great, cause I think watching Big Daddy smash stuff is gonna be fun, as long as it continues to be other people that get smashed.
I thought I’d get in trouble with Big Daddy for being late to the carriage, but to my surprise it was Little Sister who tried to punish me with some caltrops. I can’t say I blame her it would have been an entertaining trick by any pranksters standpoint. Anyways it seems she underestimated my riding abilities. much respect to my fellow prankster.
Then things started really looking up, upon arrival to the human town we found the church ToY really easily, then I got to play pretend with Little Sister. That was so fun. I got to say things like “come here, darling” and “I don’t know, sweetie”, humans are so weird. Well the church ToY followed Little Sister really easily. Leorick was certainly smiling down on us today. Big Daddy dispatched him quickly. Not only providing entertainment for me, but also tying up the loose end of our initial meeting.
Sure one murder is fun, but two is sublime. Plus Little Sister really wanted to scare the Cleric’s sister. I really need to make sure nobody finds out I slept with a human. Which is one of the reasons I also wanted to slay her. If I somehow impregnated that thing, I could die of shame. Too bad that stupid militia had to spoil things. Well without a good excuse to return to Forest Glade, I’ll just have to wait until after our exploits to kill the wench and the potential abomination.
The one downside is that the militia might be able to identify Big Daddy. Luckily I was in disguise so even if the militia does start looking for me, they’ll have a hell of a time.
Oh and then Nox, who had been relatively quiet this whole time, gets in our faces about all of our fun. He even thinks I’m trying to impress him. The arrogance of some people. Ha. I wish he understood the simple truth of life. “A life not spent in fun, is a life that should be ended.” or something like that.
So at the end of the day the score is this:
Big Daddy: possibly fun
Nox: NO FUN
Little Sister: Lots of fun
Lore: the Funnest!
Dragon-face: I wonder if i’ll ever see him agian.